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Okay,so I'm back with more absurdity. So,I'm sure you've all done this. Get together after the bell has rung after school and just wrestle on school ground. So yeah,the same group of people whom I always use to wrestle with got together on one winter afternoon. Instead of a one on one match we just had one massive battle royal...must have been at least 10 of us just fucking around lol.

Anyway, the time once again came when Jesse and I locked horns again. I eventually got him down and had some kind of chin lock on him. I had his head and neck resting on my knee in a sitting up position while I brought the pressure and tugged back on it. Now,here's what happened. I must have put too much pressure on it because we both heard and felt a snap. Now,if I remember correctly,I think he was paralyzed for a few moments,maybe. Well,after that,I swear to god he started hulking up. A combination of Hogan hulking up and just...Incredible hulk..hulking up...if that makes any sense. He was rolling around in the snow,screaming,yelling,crying and raging out. Everybody paused what they were doing,gathered around in a big circle and just watched him go through what seemed like a seizure episode. Nobody helped because well...that's how my friends were,really.

Now,here comes the funny part. Some lady was near by walking her dog and she heard all the screaming and she just rushed over and asked what was wrong. So we told her and she just began freaking the fuck out on us. Lecturing us about how we stupid kids shouldn't be doing this wrestling thing because we could hurt somebody as we so clearly did to each other so often. She must have went on a 5 minute rant about this before my buddy Jesse eventually calmed down enough to speak. She eventually focused her attention on him and asked if he was okay. He was but boy was he pissed. He just completely began to unload on this woman.

"YOU STUPID BITCH,WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?? CAN'T YOU SEE ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE HAVING A WRESTLING CONTEST?"

"I seen that,I heard the screaming and rushed over because I thought you were hurt"

"WELL I'M FUCKING NOT,SEE? i CAN GET UP,RUN,WALK,BREATHE,MOVE MY TOES AND FINGERS(he flipped her off when he said that) YOU STUPID CUNT! FUCK!"

"Okay,I think you need to calm down"

"I THINK YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF"

"Now hold on,you don't need to use that type of language with me,I was just trying...."

"I SAID FUCK OFF YOU DUMB BITCH, I'M FINE. NOW JUST LEAVEEEEEEEE"

"You know what? You kids can kill each other for all I care"

Then she proceeds to storm off. We were all a bit shocked but all laughed it off afterwards. No soon after we resumed our match,which I won with a crossface by the way

True story. Word for word. Even the conversation, I remember it like it happened yesterday. I recall a lot of our wrestling shenanigans, and there were a lotttt. Keep this thread going and I'll keep on sharing.