How to get subtle revenge on your enemies

Sometimes you just need something with that little extra punch!

And this is it – totally sick, totally twisted and way beyond what most of the world would call decent!

However, this is your ex that we are talking about – and they deserve this kind of extremely offensive and repulsive package.

Everything is sent totally, 100% anonymous with absolutely no identifying marks, branding or identifying features.

There is no way it can be traced – and believe me, this is important when you see what I’m going to send your ex!

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Gift Wrapped Dog Shit

If your Enemy a worthless piece of shit, then without doubt,this is the perfect gift for them.

Each [fake, but realistic] turd will be beautifully gift wrapped, along with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this:

” I saw this and thought of you “

Can you imagine your Enemy’s reaction when they open up the box.

Gift Wrapped “Used” Tampon

Let’s be totally honest..

. your Enemy is a complete c*nt

And this truly offensive package will leave them in no doubt whatsoever what people think about them.

Each “used” tampon will be lovingly presented in a gift box, with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this

” I saw this and thought of you “

How repulsed will your Enemy be when they open the box?!

Gift Wrapped “Used” Condom

Another revolting gift for you Enemy

Each condom is filled with a very life like substance that will disgust anyone who dares to look at it!

Like all our other sick products, this too will be beautifully wrapped with a message saying whatever you want. How about something like this:

” If your parents had used this, then you wouldn’t be here “

I’m not sure about you, but I think I would want to puke if I opened this particular package!!

Soiled Underwear

Does your Enemy disgust you?

If so, then this the perfect gift for them!

Your Enemy will receive a completely harmless package and their curiosity will certainly be piqued when they start to open it. then imagine their horror when they discover what’s inside!

Plus, you can put a personal message inside – something like this should get your point across:

” Next time, remember to wipe your backside you dirty piece of shit! “

The thought of this one is enough to make our stomachs churn, so how will your Enemy react when they open it?!

Sexy Underwear

Definitely one to break up a relationship.

Addressed to your Enemy ‘s partner, this package will say more than words alone could possibly say

We recommend sending these with a message such as:

” Can you give these to Steve – he loves it when I wear them for him “

This tactic is guaranteed to cause a huge argument between your Enemy and their partner. just a shame we can’t put a video camera in the package to record it.

Bottle Of Piss

There’s no mistaking this one

We will send your Enemy a bottle of piss

And rather than having some nice cute wine label how about putting something like this:

” As no-one here would piss on you if you were on fire,
you might want to keep this close by – just in case ! “

No matter how thick skinned your Enemy is, this will definitely offend them.

See how some people get even with the evil ex who broke their heart, the bully at the gym or their rude ex boss they hate with all their guts.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. We agree to disagree. Getting back at someone is oddly satisfying, and thanks to the Internet there are a couple of smart, fail-safe yet virtually harmless ways to do it these days. To settle a beef with a former bully, teach an annoying neighbor a lesson or get even with a cheating lover, have a look at what’s out there in cyberspace for people wanting payback.

Wondering how to make your ex pay the price of betraying you online? Need a vengeful idea to make your so-called friend pay for their betrayal? Here are some of our top picks that will surely have you sleep better tonight (or at least have a laugh to see what lengths some people will go to):

Ruin Game of Thrones for Them

Nobody, I repeat NOBODY who drops a GoT spoiler in conversation can ever be spared for life. This evil app, spoiled.io, is a work of pure genius if you want to get back at someone in the most heartless, evil way. Yes, it ruins their game of thrones by sending exclusive spoilers on who died, who killed who, and who returned from the dead this season. This is truly the King in the North when it comes to online revenge.

Revenge that Leaves You Itching for More

Let them taste the pain of breaking your heart in a true itching affair. Crab Revenge has introduced an icking but satisfyingly effective way of getting back at your ex or someone who was excessively mean or unfair to you – this website will send them some ruthless pubic lice that will have them itching in all the wrong places. These evil guys have three separate packages for their small but cruel little beasts and ship anywhere in the world.

Anonymous Texts

You want to make them feel guilty, or you want to show scare your enemy – anonymous texting is the way to go. This website, for example, sends anonymous messages within the next one minute to your intended recipient and you can select the contents yourself. Another pick is this website, which lets you send an anonymous text to any number in the world and even discreetly forwards the reply of that person to your email account. So satisfying, so fun! Easy-peasy and quick, send a rude message and feel better in just 60 seconds without raising suspect. Another resource worth checking out is Masters of Revenge, which can send anonymous messages at a pre-mediated time from a fake number. So, time to spill your heart out and get the revenge ball rolling in the court. Aside from texts, there are also anonymous emails that you can send with your own choice of content to bring the perfect pinch of revenge to your ex’s inbox.

Annoying Calls

While texts and messages can be ignored easily, getting rid of rude calls will be much tougher for your evil ex! Get Revenge On Your Ex is a 100% anonymous and legal website that lets you anonymously revenge call anyone you want. Spill our your heart to an ex, a backstabbing friend or an annoying colleague. The calls are usually made with fake caller IDs so there’s no chance of them getting traced back to you ever! Plus, the website also offers to have this conversation recorded to be listened at leisure with pleasure. There are a number of other websites as well like Masters of Revenge that can do nuisance calls on your behalf, without they getting traced back to you.

Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Revenge Mail

Another great pick in the online revenge resource list is Payback.com. Whether it is backstabbing friends, co-workers that have been a pain, or cheating lovers or spouses- this website sends anonymous mail, post cards, mugs, stickers, prank goodies and much more to teach them a lesson. Plus, they also have dead flower wreaths to tell your ex how very non-special they are for you. If someone really broke your heart bad then you can also send dead fish to him or her without divulging your identity ever.

Play the Revenge Card

Greeting cards are the most heartfelt things one can receive – except your ex. You can send rude greeting cards and post cards to your ex that they’ll never forget. Not just for romantic interests, these cards and posters can also be a great payback for pranksters, backstabbing friends, bullies and mean, so-called friends. Plus, everything can be sent totally anonymously with no chance of it getting tracked back to you. This is the most fun and satisfying part of the entire deal!

Packaged Revenge Wrapped with Hate and Fury

Can’t decide between the rude letters, the anonymous texts or the annoying phone calls? How about sending them a package of pure evil? You can go all sick and twisted with voodoo dolls and even a bottle of piss – yes it’s totally possible. Check out this website for ideas and send your wrath and fury their way now!

Get Anonymous Revenge Advice

You’re seething with anger and want to do something bad. But in a few minutes you may think they are not even worth your anger. For all those times when you need some sane advice to get your revenge without being rash, get talking to the Revenge Guy. The Revenge Guy knows just how cold the revenge dish needs to be for maximum punch. RG takes confidential queries from anonymous people and answers them with a smart tactic so you know how to settle the beef in the best way. This website – Get Revenge on Your Ex – also lists down a number of articles and resources on how to best get revenge on anyone who has made you fall in ‘hate’ with them. Good luck!

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Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only. All of the sources mentioned here are merely prank sites or practical jokes that don’t aim to harass the victim, and were selected with the intention to not have any sort of criminal affiliation to them. There is no intent of permanent damage or potential harm to the recipient. Don’t do anything that will break the laws of your local county, state or country.

Don’t get mad, have overseas hackers get even for you.

If you have 10,000 dollars and a grudge, Nefarious Jobs wants to help you crush your enemies in cruel and dehumanizing ways. The new San Fransisco company specializes in the dish best served cold, and has reportedly helped over 400 customers get an eye for an eye since they opened in 2013.

Their website, whose homepage is appropriately just a devil’s silhouette, explains how they seek justice for those who have been wronged.

Think of us as your secret army.

Take control of your situation and get payback on those who are out for your blood. Just give your assignment to us and relax.

When you care enough to send the very best to your enemies; send us, and just sit back and watch as their world crumbles around them!

No one really wants to be a bad guy. But there are times when you have been abused and mistreated to the point where you have to take a stand and fight back. Many people do it the stupid way. When backed into a corner with direct confrontation. The smart ones use us, and destroy their enemies without ever being seen or noticed.

Nefarious Jobs’ chief executive officer, who goes by the pseudonym John Winters, explains that the website uses private investigators and over 100 foreign hackers to help customers take the law into their own hands.

Although Nefarious Jobs promises, epically, to “be the hammer that breaks the anvil that is crushing you,” Winters says that the comeuppance never needs to be physical- “the truth is our ally.”

If you often feel as upset as the above lady from Nefarious Jobs’ “Revenge Gallery”, Winters uses their most popular package “The Boss Breaker” as an example of the kind of punishment they dole out.

“We can send a bunch of faxes over to everyone in the office with the person flipping the bird; smiling, saying, ‘I quit, F-U, SOB’s’. At that point it doesn’t matter whether or not it’s true. The company’s mad and the CEO is embarrassed and pissed off.”

So, take note obviously, if you are a “horrible bosses” type CEO and your office receives pictures of you that you don’t remember sending, the devils at Nefarious Jobs now own you.

Doling out some scathing justice like that will run revenge-seekers anywhere form 1,850 to 10,000 dollars. The website doesn’t offer details about what sorts of packages are offered for specific prices, but I’m willing to bet it’s not all flipping the bird, laxative in your coffee, embarrassing high school pictures e-mailed to your friends type hi-jinx.

Winters doesn’t offer any more juicy details, simply promising “Anyone who has been wronged, hurt, abused, cheated, scammed, stabbed in the back can come to us and we will do our very, very best to make the life of that person who has wronged you completely miserable.”

Black magic has always existed since the dawn of history and has been used extensively by many. Though its uses has reduced much in the Middle Ages, it has become quite prevalent once again recently with many practicing the same.В Black magic is quite dangerous to practice and when not performed in the right manner would have disastrous effects on not just the person on whom the spell is being casted but also on the person who practices or casts the spell.

There have been profound cases when black magic spells have fired back and have ruined the lives of the spell casters. Mostly when performing curses and hexes . There are also several registered cases where the health and happiness of individuals has been destroyed and in few rare cases, fatal consequences have also been noted where one either succumbs to death or one ends up committing suicide. It’s really tragic that the innocent soul had become a victim of black magic without any fault of his or hers.

It has been noticed than when practitioners of black magic like witches and wizards perform these kinds of rituals they tend to utter few words which common man term as spells. These magical words have prominent enchanted influence of whomsoever the same is casted. Spells or invocations are basically seen in both kinds of black and white magic.

When we move back during the ancient days, it has been seen that the Pharaohs of Egypt used to chant various kinds of spells for achieving the desired results. The prime reason for resorting to various kinds of spells is to manipulate stuffs which otherwise is impossible without the support of some or the other supernatural element. There was a great influence in the field of politics as well during the olden days. There also were eminent and efficient spell casters as well as magicians in the court of Kings.

Black magic has always been resorted to by humans in majority of the cases when one is overwhelmed with anger and wants to take revenge upon the said person. One resorts to such disastrous steps as one finds it’s impossible to harm or cause destruction to the person concerned by one and requires the support of some superior forces.В

Few basic symptoms which have been noticed in individuals who have become victims of black magic have been enumerated. To start with, one loses sleep and starts have sleepless nights, mood swings are prevalent quite conspicuously. Foul smell from the breath of the person which never goes even after bathing several times is another symptom which indicates that the person is suffering from the magical effect of the evil spell which has been casted upon him.

Black magic has spread wide across various regions of the world but has been incorporated in various forms and with varied practices. You might get to find various superstitious practices which are followed in the Asian countries, whereas less superstitious in the western countries like America, Britain and Australia.

Whatsoever be the modes or methods which are followed in performing black magic, its evil intention with which the same is performed remains the same. As these evil spells which are casted have serious effects which can harm the individual both spiritually as well as physically, it is always advisable to be cautious on one’s part (Though again how one can remain cautious is another big question mark!).

Playback Payback

“I had been seeing this guy for a while when we decided to make our relationship exclusive. I thought it was going well until I found out that he was seeing someone else on the side. Soon after, a mutual friend told me he wasn’t having an affair with just one woman; he was fooling around with three! I called him to break up, but when I got his voice mail, I thought of a much better idea. He had given me his password, so I logged in to his voice mail and recorded a new outgoing message. I explained what a jerk and a cheater he was. And then, to add fuel to the fire, I changed his password so he couldn’t rerecord the message.” —Stephanie, 24

Backstabbing Bud

“My friend has a reputation for being a flirt. I never believed the rumors until she came to visit me and my live-in boyfriend. After she left, my guy told that’s he’d come on to him a few times. He didn’t think much of it, but one night, when I was working, she apparently tried to get him to meet her at a hotel! I wanted everyone to know what a bitch she was, so I set up a MySpace account in her name, and under ‘About Me’ I wrote ‘I’m a lying man stealer. Friends’ boyfriends are NOT off-limits.’ Then I sent out 200 ‘add friend’ requests to buddies and random people in her town.” —Shaniqua, 31

Sticky-Finger Foe

“There had been a lot of theft at the store where I work. All of us had taken small items on occasion, and it was an unwritten rule that we wouldn’t rat each other out. But the day I heard that a coworker was secretly seeing my ex, I broke our code of silence. I talked her into taking some pricey items. When she was about to leave at the end of her shift, I called the boss’s office and told him something fishy was going on. He went upstairs, caught her, and assumed she was responsible for all the stolen products. She was fired on the spot” —Gina, 20

Desperate Housemate

“My roommate can be really mean, and one day, her bad attitude got on my last nerve. So when a guy she had been lusting over — who had recently become single — stopped by, I hatched a plan to get even. She let him in, then went upstairs to primp. I decided to introduce myself and told him to be careful because my roomie had a revolving door to her bedroom and is on quite a few meds for STDs. That was the last time he came over, and she couldn’t figure out what happened.” —Jojo, 22

Mum’s the Word

“My best friend and I are very competitive with each other, especially when it comes to guys. One night, we went out, and she wore a revealing outfit. The men sitting next to us were ogling her and not paying any attention to me. When she went to the bathroom, I turned to the guys and told them that she dressed like that because pretty soon, her pregnancy would start to show, and her body would never be the same. They ignored her for the rest of the evening, and she couldn’t figure out why.” —Lori, 30

Trash ‘n’ Burn

“My guy and I had been together for five months when my friends saw him with another girl. I confronted him the next day, and he apologized. I forgave him, but a week later, my friends and I were driving around and saw his car parked at the same girl’s house. His car has keypad entry, and I knew the code to get in. So I opened the car and used permanent marker to scribble some choice words and pictures all over the upholstery. Before leaving, I put a note on the dashboard that read, ‘Sorry about your car, but I bet you’re sorrier for cheating'” —Stella, 27

Iced Out

“Every month on our anniversary, my guy had this tradition of giving me jewelry. We’d been together for almost a year, so I had a tons of necklaces, earrings, and bracelets. Right before our one-year anniversary, I found out that he was cheating on me with a girl from his college. I was pissed, but I kept quiet until he gave me a diamond pendant. The next day, I sold all the jewelry to a pawnshop for a lot of cash — enough to buy an entire new wardrobe — and told him I hoped his new girlfriend was worth every penny.” —Olivia, 22

Web of Deceit

“A girl I used to work with was a complete slacker, and she spent most of the day on MySpace. After a particularly stressful week, I was totally fed up. To get back at her, I created a MySpace page under her name and uploaded photos of her and other co-workers from our company retreat, adding inappropriate captions. Then I sent messages from the account to the whole office, including our boss. The next week, everyone was talking about her, and our boss sent out an e-mail prohibiting the use of ‘personal Websites’ at work because they could cause the company serious embarrassment.” —Joy, 25

Squeal and Steal

“When my friend Jill started dating a guy I liked, I was jealous. But they seemed to make a good couple, so I tried to be happy for her. Then I found out Jill was being unfaithful. Each time she told me about one of her flings, I’d think that her boyfriend deserved someone better — like me. Finally, I called and gave him a list of guys with whom Jill had cheated. He dumped her, and we started dating. Jill still doesn’t know how he found out.” —Dani, 20

What’s the best way you’ve gotten revenge on someone? Tell us in the comments below.

by Joelle Wisler March 15, 2016

Revenge can be wonderful when it feels like it restores the natural balance of things. I’m talking mostly about sleep here—children and sleep, specifically. When my children become teenagers, I imagine I will find great enjoyment in hauling their butts out of bed each morning. I will talk and talk and talk. I will tell them about what I dreamt about, what I’m excited about for the coming day, maybe my life goals. It will be so so sweet—that revenge.

As wonderful as kids are, they are also little heathens who wipe their noses on our favorite shirts and puke into our bare hands and roll their eyes at our choices in clothing. But we parents can even the scales a bit in tiny, non-hurtful ways.

Here are some examples of subtle ways we parents can get revenge on our children:

1. Tell them that their eyes change color when they are lying and then watch them struggle to look you in the eye. Sometimes being a parent is fun.

2. Give them a job that you hate and convince them that they do it better than anyone else. I swear this works, and now my son thinks he loves scrubbing toilets.

3. Demonstrate wet willies, wedgies, and the wonders of punch-buggy (just so they can defend themselves out there—not because you enjoy it or anything).

4. Create an elaborate lie about this old dude who comes once a year to give them presents. Tell them that he watches them all year to see if they are behaving. Feel totally OK about this.

5. Change places with them for five minutes. Say, “I’ll be the kid, and you be the mom.” They will think this is an awesome game until you are hanging on their legs and crying hysterically about the tag in your shirt.

6. When they are about 16, tell them how and where they were conceived. I should say “try to tell them,” because you probably won’t be able to hear yourself talk over all of the barfing noises. Bonus points if their friends are present.

7. Drop them off for school while you wear Spandex and a bathrobe. You know, for all those days in the grocery store when they insisted on looking like a homeless cat.

8. Give them a grapefruit when they think it’s an orange. I did this. It was awesome. My child had never even heard of a grapefruit before and thought that something was very wrong with her orange.

9. Feel a little too much glee when you wake them up early to go on a trip. Sing loudly, maybe dance.

10. Become a grandparent. This, I think, will be the ultimate revenge. At least that’s how I feel when I get my kids back from their grandparents all hopped up on Lemonheads and Netflix. My mother smiles at me as she hands them back, and I don’t think I’m imagining that twinkle in her eye.

Sometimes it feels like the kids are winning. Okay, it always feels that way. It helps just a little to realize that we can get back at them one embarrassing moment at a time.

by admin · July 18, 2018

Voodoo spells to get rid of enemies

Voodoo spells to get rid of enemies ” Do you have someone in your life who doesn’t like you? Or do you have someone recently walk out of your life who you loved? Voodoo spells can help you get rid of your enemies while simultaneously helping you get your lover back. Whether you need a job, justice or true love- voodoo magic can be there for you always.

“ Enemies ” is a word that we heard as little kids and laughed at. The only people we knew at that age who had enemies were characters on the television! When you’re young, it’s easy to make friends with everyone and be happy. However, as you grow older, this becomes harder to do. People mature, harden, experience things that change them- and it can be much harder to make friends. In fact, you might even make some enemies! Luckily, voodoo spells to get rid of enemies exist. However, that’s not all voodoo magic can do. Voodoo magic is able to bring back lovers, bring justice where it’s needed and bring employment. Want to learn more? Read on.

Voodoo spells to get a lover back

Let’s say you go through a breakup. The breakup was messy, rude words were exchanged, and now your new ex is ignoring you. This feeling can be absolutely excruciating. However, if you consult a voodoo magic expert, you don’t need to be stuck in that situation for much longer. Voodoo spell casters are able to create voodoo spells to get a lover back, amongst other things. Voodoo spells to get a lover back can make your ex realize how much they loved you and have them come running back to you in no time at all! These spells are nearly unbreakable and are very subtle to induce. Voodoo spells to get rid of enemies .

Voodoo justice spells

Is there someone in your life who has wronged you? While voodoo spells to get rid of enemies can be effective, sometimes you need something a little extra. If someone has done serious harm to you, a friend or a a family member, then both revenge and justice are in order. Too many people commit heinous crimes and never have to deal with the consequences of their actions! That needs to end now. Voodoo justice spells can completely remedy any wrongdoing. In order for someone to experience the consequences of their poor or dangerous choices, they need to be served justice. Don’t let someone’s hard exterior or scary past stop you from seeking justice! However, you can do it afar by casting voodoo justice spells on them. They may even turn themselves in if they’ve committed a crime!

Free voodoo job spells

A question that many spell casters get asked is: are their free voodoo job spells? The answer is yes, but not every spell caster would tell you that. The reason for this is that spell casters should be paid for their work and very few are willing to offer their services without a charge. However, the truth is that free voodoo job spells exist, but they’re found mainly online. Free voodoo job spells are the most logical type of employment spell to try. Some of these spells need to be bought, which is counterproductive when you’re asking for a spell to get a job Voodoo spells to get rid of enemies .

Voodoo spells to get a job

When you are looking for a job, there’s no time to waste. If you’re behind on the rent, are struggling to buy food, or have no access to transport, then it’s time to enlist the help of voodoo spells. Voodoo spells to get a job can have you walk into the right store at the right time, which could even result in you being hired on the spot!

I like to subscribe my enemies to the Church of Scientology “More Information” email list and provide their phone number too, so they get plenty of calls to join and donate! There is also the site that will anonymously send a bucket of elephant shit. Any other ideas?

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Great idea about the Scientology spam list. I’ll try that.

Here’s something I bought to dribble off my balcony near drunk assholes being loud in the street at night.

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[quote]There is also the site that will anonymously send a bucket of elephant shit. Any other ideas?

I’m sure this idea made you simply giddy, Poo Shoes. I have an idea just for you. Grow up. And when you’ve finished growing up, leave other people alone for the rest of your grown-up life.

R2 Fuck Off & Die, you ugly CUNT!

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Well THAT elevated quickly.

You’ve clearly made a business out of making enemies. Bravo for outsourcing your customer support; enjoy the new tax cuts.

Revenge threads are almost always created by Poo Shoes. Why do you have so many enemies, Poo? I guess your response at R3 shows a quickness to rage. That might be one reason. And, of course, the strong desire for revenge. But why so many enemies before you shift into anger?

R5, is Poo Shoes the woman in the red white and blue swimsuit?

I think that some photos posted here have her in something like that, R6. But I contend that those photos are not really Poo Shoes. I can’t figure out who that blonde person is, but I don’t think she’s Poo.

“But I contend that those photos are not really Poo Shoes. “

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OP = Sharon Osbourne, out of ideas after having mailed her own revenge feces to someone.

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Revenge is a dish best served cold — and forever stuck in your carpet.

There are many ways to deal with people we don’t like. We can ignore them, send them a rude email, yell and scream until our faces turn red or a number of other things that only add stress into our lives and ultimately make us unhappy. It’s so much better to get a little pleasure from our burning hatred.

Australian website ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com has the perfect solution, which is a more magical, feces-free equivalent of leaving a bag of poop on the doorstep: glitter.

The site promised to ship the so-called “herpes of the craft world” anywhere on the globe for $9.99 AUD (roughly $8.14 USD) while you sit and wait for its arrival; maniacally twiddling your thumbs or slowly stroking a cat while evilly chuckling to yourself is optional.

The object of your animosity will receive an envelope filled with glitter in the mail with a note inside that must be opened to maximize sparkly vengeance. As long as you keep quiet about your prank, you’ll even get away with it.

Pranksters, beware: What goes around, comes around. And glitter never goes away.

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i dont care if u think i m a bad person just answer the question if u can.

she hates me, i hate her. i wanna embarrass her in front of everybody. i m ready to push her down the stairs. i just want her to feel what she sometimes makes me feel, MAD SAD BAD and whatever.

okay i tried to be nice to her but nothing works. she’s a BI*TCH and it cant change. Now if she finds out that its me who’s pushing her down the stairs and stuff, then i m dead.

i dont want her to find out that its me who’s doing this stuff to her.

so i hope u understand and please answer. i just wanna know what i can do to make her feel bad without knowing her that its me. Please and Thankyou.

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Be kind to them, that’s the best revenge.

The god of the old and new testaments is the same god. His name is “Yahweh.” (In fact, he’s also the Muslim god called “Allah.”) The bible is full of contradictions, because it was written by a number of different people at different times. So you get an old testament guy’s opinion that “an eye for an eye” is okay, but another writer years later, believes in “turning the other cheek” and “loving your enemies.” So. is it okay to take revenge on your enemy? Not if you’re going to break any laws doing it. And not if someone is going to get hurt. I prefer to live by “do unto others as you’d have them do unto you.” If you’re a good person and you have a conscience, you will do your best not to hurt others, even if they’ve hurt you. Remember: two wrongs don’t make a right.

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You have to be clever, watch her, find out whats important to her and take it away. Don’t use physical violence, it’s much harder to get away with. Wait, be patient, and plan your revenge carefully.

Rumours, always good, make it really nasty, and people will spread it just because of that.

Phone hacking, find out her number and you can ring/txt anonymously.

Posting her email/number to spam/marketing sites.

Social media trolling.

There’s hundreds of things you can do, but if you can’t think of these things yourself, you’re unlikely to get away with any of them.

Planning revenge is almost as satifying as actually doing it, I suggest you just think about it, knowing you can do it at any time is a powerful thing.

Want some great revenge pranks to get back at someone? Read the following article for some great ones.

Want some great revenge pranks to get back at someone? Read the following article for some great ones.

Somebody did something to you, pulled a fast one on you and basically made you feel stupid or angry or humiliated? What are you going to do? You could sit back and take it, or let it go, or you could play some harmless revenge pranks on the poor buggers. But the question is―do you know of any? ‘Cause if you really want to get back at someone, you need to have really great pranks up your sleeve and a guarantee that they’ll work. Simply refer to the following article and borrow a few ideas from here.

Pranks on Friends

You know the popular adage―’With friends like you, who needs enemies?’… Seems to fit perfectly for some, right? So for them who’ve taken special care to bring this into action―here are some unique pranks. Use them well.

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Underwear Scare

This one’s a mean trick. But totally worth every guffaw and snort it’ll induce. Buy an abnormally ugly cut, shockingly psychedelic printed pair of underpants and write your friends name on it. Then at a party or any gathering where your group of friends are present, put them on a hook in the washroom or throw them on the floor. All evening through there will be secret laughs and whispered comments.

Cell Phone Mishap

If you can manage to get your hands on their cell phone, this revenge prank will be really something. When they are in the bath, take their cell phone and change all their speed dial numbers to completely random ones or better still, change them to some that your friend is no longer in touch with. Then watch the confusion. When he/she finally figures it out and changes it back, find the phone and do it all over again.

Beach Fall

When at the beach, wait for your friend to go to the washroom and then quickly dig a hole under the beach towel or mat that he/she was sitting on. Then place the towel as it was before. Sit back and watch while they come and plop into the sand.

Grease Up!

This one’s simple. Take some grease and place small dollops of it on spots around the house that you know your friend will usually touch―the door knob, cupboard handles, and shower faucets. Place them so that the grease cannot be seen. Do this over a few places and not just one. This will make him so suspicious of everything around the house. Running gag!

Pranks on Neighbors

Neighbors can be a menace sometimes. What did they do this time? Squeal on you? You can get back to them with these pranks.

Bird Tweets

Here’s one that will annoy the hell out of the neighbors. Buy an electronic bird call machine and place it in your neighbor’s home. Then start operating it… at any odd hour of the day. The neighbors will be frazzled trying to find the bird when it clearly does not exist.

Detergent Water

The next time your neighbor goes out to water the garden, there will be a surprise waiting for him. Pour some detergent into the hose pipe, near the main connection, so that when he opens the hose a frothy, foamy jet of water will greet his garden.

Smelly Room

Buy some stink spray and spray it discreetly in their garden or living room or whichever place you have access to. Make sure you are not caught or there will be hell to pay. Then let the smell percolate around. It’ll take days for them to finally get rid of the smell! This prank is a little below the belt so use it only if you really, really must.

Pranks with Cars

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Using tissue to ambush the car or a house is really an old revenge prank. Use one of these more creative ones.

Turd Attack

How irritating is it to be greeted with crow droppings/pigeon droppings on your car? Very! So take that a notch higher. This one’s gross so don’t say I didn’t warn you. Buy some brown clay and mix some corn or carrot pieces in it to make it look like dog poop. Now place this on a strategic location. If you can manage the car seat, there will be nothing like it. Imagine the torture your neighbor will face.

Flat Tires

Blow some balloons and place them in front of the back tires of the car. When they start the car, they’ll get a blown out sound. Works best at night when they can’t see the tires.

Note Scare

Here’s a scary prank to play―leave a note on the window or tucked in the wipers saying ‘Sorry for the horrible damage to the car. Will pay back after I’m back from the hospital’. Of course there is no damage. Then you watch from a distance as they frantically try to find something.

It’s not called sweet revenge for nothing. So now that you have these really practical (and rather harmless) revenge pranks, I say you go try them out and lead the revenge prank war!

Sometimes, we don’t always notice another person’s true colors until we’re in too deep. Sometimes these narcissists can be people we love like a close friend or a boyfriend/girlfriend. But you finally realized this person is what they’ve always been: a narcissist. And now you want to know how to beat a narcissist at their own game.

#1 Know you can’t change them. This is the first thing to realize and fully accept. If you try to change a narcissist, you waste your time. First of all, you’re not a therapist. Secondly, this person doesn’t want to change. They’re in love with themselves. Have you ever tried to convince your friend that the person they’re in love with isn’t good for them? Yeah, exactly, it’s impossible.

#2 Do not reveal your emotions. Narcissists feed off of the information of others. They use information about you to get into your mind, create fear, and manipulate you. So, before you spill your heart out to them, revealing all your deepest, darkest secrets, don’t. The only thing they do is gather information about you and figure out ways to exploit it for personal gain.

#3 Detach yourself from them. Listen, as much as you don’t want to admit it, you’re attached to them. It’s nothing to blame yourself for. They’re very charming people, so it’s easy to fall for them. But now accept that you’re attached to them and detach yourself from them. Use emotional-detachment to stop the manipulation of a narcissist.

#4 Cut contact. It’s not going to be easy. They will keep you in their grasp for as long as they need you. Thus, if you cut contact before they used you completely, they’ll try every trick in the book to get you to stay. But cut contact, it’s that simple. Cut all the ties. Remove them from all social media and refrain from replying to any of their advances for attention.

#5 Put yourself first. Remember, if want to help someone, the most important thing is to put yourself first. It’s easy to lose yourself with the idea of helping someone else.

Remember, they’re a narcissist. Yes, help them, but always remember they look for what they gain from you.

#6 But if they’re a full-blown narcissist. Then even though you may be saying the right things, there’s little chance they reduce their narcissism with just your help. If this is the case, they need professional therapy. Even then, the odds of reducing their narcissism is limited.

#7 When you exhausted all the options, run. I’m sorry to say this, but if you tried everything there is in the book to help them overcome their narcissistic tendencies and they’ve been to therapists but nothing works, it’s time for you to leave. It sounds harsh, but nothing is going to change. Your emotions and feelings will continue to be used for their own personal gain.

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Vengeance is the carrying out of a bitter desire to injure another for a wrong doing. Inflict punishment on your enemy for the awful things they did to you. Gain satisfaction and joy when justice is served on your enemy. If you lose a big fight, it will worry you all of your life. It will plague you, until you get revenge. Always remember what William Shakespeare said, “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”

In my opinion, it is ok to hate someone, we do not have to love or like everyone. There are people who have hurt your feelings or have even physically hurt you. Yes, of course you should hate them them. Do not forgive that easy to someone who has made your life harder due to their actions and behaviors. Get back at them. But while you are doing that continue to get your other life goals going. Hate and revenge is a very powerful energy so use that energy to get back at your enemy and to power your own personal goals. The best way to get back at an ex friend or lover is for you to be doing awesome in life. Your success will make your enemy very jealous. Onwards to better things.

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Prayer is the master key. Prayer is the key to all earthy problems. Praying is more than just mere words, it myst come from deep within you, from you very soul. The exercise of prayer requires tranquility and peace of mind. The essence of prayer is faith, it is your motive power that comes from within you and its movement must be directed upwards to where all earthy favors come from.

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Your enemies have no mercy and they will do everything to harm you mercilessly. They can even harm your family without thinking twice. They are truly dangerous and will just in order to seek justice, you have to revenge them. If you’re really fed up of the bad things that your enemy does in your life and you are looking forward to seeking revenge, then powerful wazifa to revenge enemies will be of great help to you. When you recite the wazifa, you will be able to take complete revenge of the malicious things your enemy has done to you.

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Muslim people do not know much about how to handle their enemies in an Islamic way. So, if your enemy is not ready to give up and he continues to create problems in your life, then dua to revenge enemies will help you avenge each of them. You will never lose and will sustain your position. In order to fight against your enemy well, you need to play your card nicely. Allah (SWT) has given Muslims the complete right to fight against injustice and to harm back the hurt those people who have hurt and harmed you. It is very important to make things equal and level your score. The dua will help you avenge your enemies and live a normal life ahead.

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• It will give sheer pain to your enemy and even cause his death.
• And In sha Allah, very soon you will see your dua getting fulfilled.
• It is the quickest remedy to seek revenge from your enemy.

If you have a lot of enemies and you want to avenge all of them, then you should perform the amal after speak to an Islamic astrologer. The astrologer will guide you and help you go for the best possible solution. Rather than looking out for solutions online, speaking to an astrologer and getting personalized help is good. As the matter is sensitive, you may need someone for suggestions and advice. They will provide you with a remedy which is just equal to their misdeeds so that you do not commit any sins in front of Allah (SWT).

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H ell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and hit BBC One series Doctor Foster more than proved that point when Suranne Jones’s on-screen husband had an affair with the 23-year-old daughter of one of their friends. The dinner party that followed will go down in history.

Now, the drama is back, and Jones is as superbly melodramatic as ever, wreaking carefully – and not so carefully – coordinated – revenge on her hapless ex (Bertie Carvel). Already, she has crashed his wedding party to his new girlfriend. What next?

Well, if she is anything like others who have gone before, the sky is the limit. For some, facing a cheating partner is carte blanche for mad and bad behaviour.

It’s something Coleen Rooney might well be mulling over right now, having already taken to Twitter and Instagram to vent over her husband Wayne Rooney’s late night antics.

H ere are some of the most inventive and dastardly ways men and women have got revenge on their cheating other halves:

1. Get public

Linda, from Warwick, laminated a poster and stuck it to a nearby crossing, alerting her home town to her partner Graham’s philandering ways. “If she is so good in bed you can stay there,” she wrote. “Merc keys in canal. Locks changed. Cards maxed. Happy New Year, Linda.”

Well there’s a Graham in Warwick who’s having a much worse day than me. Go Linda 👌🏻#WomanScorned #NaughtyBoy

2. Target his/her favourite possession

A Reddit user posted photographic evidence of a car spray painted with the words ‘cheater’ and ‘liar’ over the bonnet and sides. The Volkswagen Jetta’s four tyres were punctured and the back window smashed. Across the windows ‘4 years’ were written, presumably how long the wronged party had wasted with the driver.

3. Think outside of the box

D uring one ITV This Morning segment viewers rang in with tales of revenge. Holly Willoughby and Phil Schofield heard from one woman who switched her partner’s conditioner for something else on finding out he was cheating.

“I decided to get my own back. I emptied half the bottle of his conditioner and filled it with ladies’ hair removal cream. He was going on a night out to meet this person and his hair started coming out. He started freaking out.”

4. Plan, plan, plan

O ne American woman named as Annie Wagner decided to make her feelings known on television with a sign during an NFL game saying: “My cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from [the] couch instead”. The image went viral and she quit Facebook after all the attention, but at least he got his just desserts.

5. Patience is everything

In autumn last year a man from Donegal in Ireland appeared on The Graham Norton Show to retell the story of a groom who had a surprise for his wife on their wedding day. He asked all the guests to stand up and look at the underside of the plate in front of them.

If they had a red dot on, they were asked to stay standing. Everyone else was asked to sit back down. Eight men remained standing. The groom told the wedding party that these men had all slept with his wife since they were engaged and that he was getting an annulment, before walking straight out of the room.

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Karma will find you.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold, and when a man decides to cheat on you, that’s really the only option. But women don’t often know how to get back at a cheating boyfriend without getting hurt in the process.

To help you out, here are seven ways to get revenge on a cheating boyfriend that will prove you play the game even better than he does and requires no crying of “My boyfriend cheated on me” or self-pity:

1. Cut him off completely.

To really knock him off his high horse, end things with him. Once you discover he’s cheating, find a great way to break up with him and reduce him to a begging puppy. Don’t budge when he wants you back.

2. Get your body rockin’.

Khloé Kardashian once said the best form of revenge is a good body. She wasn’t kidding. What better way to show your boyfriend (now ex, I hope) what he’s missing than to look fit and ready for a new man to sweep you off your feet?

It may not be healthy inspiration to look at the girl or girls he’s cheated with and strive to have a better body than them, but it will motivate you nonetheless. Next time he sees you, even over social media, make sure he’ll be drooling.

3. Become friends with the girl(s) he cheated with.

The whole motive behind cheating is to have a hidden affair with a secret mistress, so bringing her out into the open AND becoming friends with her is sure to give him a headache.

If the “other woman” is decent enough, she will agree to at least talk to you about what was going on between her and your man. Why not meet for a meal at his favorite restaurant? I guarantee his jaw would drop.

4. Gain family support.

If you and your boyfriend were on the “meet the family” level, make sure you gain their support. Reach out to his mom or let her come to you and give her the entire sob story (even if you exaggerate some details) so she sides with you. As a woman, her compassion will naturally be with you rather than him, so you will be set in letting him get what he deserves from her.

You can always start shipping his things back to his parents’ house, and when they question why you would do such a thing, give them a laundry list of everything he did wrong in our relationship — with the cherry on top being that he cheated.

5. Broadcast his infidelity everywhere.

Some women have gone to great lengths by ordering huge house banners and posting signs all over the neighborhood, but that’s a pretty mild form of revenge if you ask me. Let everyone know what he did, so at the end of the day, he loses you and anyone else who once cared about him.

6. Date one of his friends.

Men tend to get extremely territorial with women, especially when it comes to their friends even coming anywhere near their girlfriend. To really piss that cheater off, start seeing one of his good friends or even just hang out with all of his buddies that you got close to during your relationship.

Like his mother, they should side with you because you can easily play the tragic victim card and gain their sympathy. It wouldn’t hurt to look cute while you’re doing it.

7. Give him the silent treatment.

Give him the cold shoulder, do not respond to any of his calls or texts, and do not entertain his passive aggressive efforts to gain your attention. Let him feel neglected and guilty all by himself.

Revenge isn’t always the answer to your cheating boyfriend problems, but taking some sort of action to get back at him is sure to lift your spirits a little bit. If he’s seeing more than one girl behind your back, team up with them and devise a plan of attack, or even if it’s just one person, there are still plenty of options for self-redemption. Play the player, ladies.

When you find out that your husband has a mistress, it’s a huge blow. It can feel as though your heart is never going to heal from the hurt that you have endured. As a result, your pain and misery can quickly turn into anger, directed either inwards or at the two guilty parties.

Whether you leave your husband or stay with him, chances are that you still want to take revenge on the mistress. She’s the one who came in and got her claws into your man, and while he should have known better, she certainly isn’t innocent.

Don’t let anger take hold of your senses so much that you forget yourself. If you cause criminal damage or assault her physically, you are likely to find yourself in serious trouble. When you get your revenge, make sure that it doesn’t come back and hurt you again with these ideas.

How to Take Revenge on Your Husband’s Mistress (without ending up in jail)?

1. Rent a billboard

If you’re feeling so spiteful that you don’t care about money, use your joint account – or your husband’s if you have access to it – to rent a billboard. Anyone can do this, so you just have to get in contact with the company who owns the board and organize the details.

Then you need to get your message printed up. Wives have supposedly used this method of revenge famously in the past, leaving a message to their now-ex husbands that they have found out about the cheating and the marriage is over. You can use it to really get at the mistress, too. You can’t usually use curse words or other harsh language, and you won’t be able to use explicit photos, but other than that you can go for whatever you want.

You might find a photograph of the girl, for example, and paste it up with her full name and a message that she slept with your husband. You have to be careful with image usage rights and your exact wording, so probably talk to a lawyer before you finalize the details. This way, you will cover your back from getting sued for defamation.

It doesn’t even have to be her full name to work. After all, she’s the one that will see this billboard and feel bad. Even if no one else knows it’s her, she will. Make sure that the billboard you choose is close by her home or her workplace so that she will have no choice but to see it on a daily basis.

2. Take out an ad

Why not put an ad in your local paper? While not everyone might read the physical copies these days, they usually have online sections as well. Go to the personal ads or the announcements section and place something there.

Again, you don’t have to use whole names. Just putting her first name and his first name will be enough. You can key people in to who you are talking about by using a reference which shows their relationship. For example, if she is your husband’s secretary, make sure to mention that in the ad. People who know them will know.

Be careful on what you write, of course – you want to hurt them, but avoid anything coming back on yourself. You have freedom of speech on your side, but you don’t want to cross a line into defamation.

3. Sell your things

You own half of everything – right? Well, then, get to work on selling the things he loves the most. Even if you have to share half of the profit with him, the point is that it will be gone.

A jilted wife in Melbourne recently got into the news by trying this tactic, when she sold her husband’s beloved car for a fraction of what it was worth. Since they were already wealthy, it didn’t matter to her that she lost money – she just wanted to see him lose something he really cared about. Sure, he could go and buy another car, but men tend to get very attached to their cars.

If your husband isn’t a motor enthusiast, there might be something else he loves. It might not even be worth anything at all, in which case you can just give it to charity. Make sure you do this before there is any conversation between you which might hint at divorce, otherwise it could be used against you during the proceedings. Don’t target his most expensive belongings, but the ones he cares about the most.

4. Give her tips

Wait – why would you give her tips on how to make him happy? Well, this one is a double bluff. You want to really embarrass him and her at the same time. Start off with putting on a face. You’ll most likely find this whole thing hilarious, but you need to remain angry on the outside.

Arrange a meeting with her – or better yet, show up somewhere that you know she can’t avoid you, as if you can’t hold back anymore and just had to storm in. Once you have her attention, put a big cardboard box down in front of her and open it up.

This box is one that you have prepared ahead of time. In it, you can include all kinds of toys and trinkets that are diametrically opposed to what your husband actually enjoys. You can give her adult diapers and baby bottles, spanking paddles, whips and handcuffs, and so on. Make sure that they are as perverted as possible.

Now, slam that box down, open it up, and tell her you hope she can handle his needs from now on. You can even brandish a few of the items around and explain how he likes to use them for good effect. Tell her about how he likes being bitten hard in sensitive places, or describe acts you know he would never go for. Your cover story is that you’re furious you have been doing these things for him all this time, and now he’s cheated, you’re passing on the baton. Pretend like you don’t believe she can satisfy her, but you’re done.

Of course, none of these things are true. Once you storm out – hopefully with a nice picture of her shocked and humiliated face that you can save in your mind forever – you can wait for your revenge to unfold even further. Next time they meet up, she’s going to try out some of those toys – and he’s going to react in exactly the way you know he will. If only you could be a fly on the wall to watch him freak out!

5. Let her have him

The best revenge might just be this one: let her have him. You can even tell her why you’re doing it. He’s no good to you anymore, because you know if you take him back, he’ll just cheat again.

Instead, the two of them can build a new life together. You’ll get over it, move on, maybe find someone new for yourself. Meanwhile, she’ll be getting more and more paranoid that he might be finding a new mistress again. She’ll end up turning into a bitter shrew who nags him every time he’s home. As for him? He’ll go out and cheat again, because that’s just what he does.

In the end, who gets the last laugh? You do, building a life with someone new based on trust and honesty while watching their relationship crumble into pain and betrayal all over again.

The supreme revenge, in the end, is to go on and find happiness and success in your personal life again. That will wipe any smugness right off her face!

Author Bio: Lucy Taylor is an avid blogger who enjoys sharing her tips and suggestions with her online readers. Working as a legal expert at LY Lawyers, Lucy often helps people dealing with legal problems, addictions and crime.

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The glitter bombs cost “$9.99AUD for anywhere in the world,” the site reads, so that works out around £ 5.36.

But just how effective are they?

Well, glitter bombing has been around in the US for years. The Kardashians have been glitter bombed, a uni student who glitter-bombed Mitt Romney ( nominee for President of the United States in the 2012) pleaded guilty to a charge of disturbing the peace and the L.G.B.T. rights movement has used it for years as gentle prank against politicians thought to be homophobic.

Now you too can bring righteous (and sparkly) vengeance down on those who have wronged you.

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Disrupt Your Feed: This is just as messy as a horse’s head in the bed, without any of the logistics.

Drop This Fact: Revenge releases a rush of neural activity in the caudate nucleus, an area of the brain known to process rewards.

DARREN BONAPARTE

29 SEP 2017

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Getting back at your enemies isn’t a proper thing to do. The golden rule is about treating the others the way you would in turn prefer to be treat, but sometimes someone steps a bit too far and you need to let them know in no uncertain terms that what they did requires a bit of thought. Getting back at someone will usually result in retaliation, so arm yourself with the kind of revenge that is both free of damage, and generally low impact, without losing the thought behind it.

Get in shape if you are not. If you are too thin, try and gain some weight. If you are heavy, work to shed the pounds. The more healthy your body, the better you will feel, and feeling good about yourself isn’t something that enemies can easily take away once you get it.

Write thank you notes to both friends and enemies — especially the enemies. Gratitude is a strong emotion and is tied with physical health. The more thankful one is, generally the healthier they are. And forgiving, or even thanking an enemy, is known as “killing them with kindness.” As Oscar WIlde said, “Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.”

Twist the story by reflecting it back to the owner in a neutral way. If someone spreads a rumor that you having a drinking problem, comment that you find that strange, “because I’ve never drank with him. It sounds like he’s trying to spin this on me and I don’t know why. Sad, really.” Never spread rumors, just negate them.

Avoid the hurt by feeling good about yourself and reminding yourself that no matter how bad the bullying, you are never alone. If things get bad, ask the enemies to leave you alone. Sometimes they’ll actually do that.

If you are friends on Facebook, or follow each other on Twitter, immediately stop that and block that person, no matter how much you think you should “keep tabs.”

About the Author

Writing since 2004, Darren Bonaparte has been published in “AP Unique Magazine,” “The Clause Newspaper,” numerous e-books and the “San Gabriel Valley Examiner.” He has a double Bachelor of Arts in journalism and theater Arts from Azusa Pacific University.

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Dragon’s Blood For Revenge And Vengeance On Your Enemies Get Back At Them For What They Did To You (Spiritual Bath Liquid 8oz)

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Dragon’s Blood For Revenge And Vengeance On Your Enemies Get Back At Them For What They Did To You (Spiritual Bath Liquid 8oz)

Dragon’s Blood Prayer: ”I break and destroy my enemies evil powers and their works; including the influences of witchcraft, spells, hexes, vexes, voodoo, hoodoo, roots, potions, or any such things off me, my life, my family, my home, my possessions and all future generations. Through the divine holy spirit I also rebuke, bind up and destroy all the spirit-guides, helps, and shields of these workers of evil, and leave them without any strength, stripped of their evil powers and influence. I bind and terminate the influence and power of all spirits from the netherworld, evil spirits between, over and around those praying and those prayed for, and all evil and familiar spirits are completely bound, and forbidden to manifest. Amen.”

It is time to end spells, hexes, curses, crossed conditions and jinxes. Whether you have been affected by the evil eye, the target of malicious intentions or have simply been affected by bad energy it is time to neutralize the energy and create a protective shield between you and those who wish you harm.

An enemy is a person who hates you, opposes you, copies you, and tries to harm you. You also hate them. Some enemies spread nasty gossip about you. An enemy is a person who engages in hostile actions towards you. A person might start off as a friend then end up becoming an enemy. Get them out of your life. Get them away from you.

Vengeance is the carrying out of a bitter desire to injure another for a wrong doing. Inflict punishment on your enemy for the awful things they did to you. Gain satisfaction and joy when justice is served on your enemy. If you lose a big fight, it will worry you all of your life. It will plague you, until you get revenge. Always remember what William Shakespeare said, “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”

In my opinion, it is ok to hate someone, we do not have to love or like everyone. There are people who have hurt your feelings or have even physically hurt you. Yes, of course you should hate them them. Do not forgive that easy to someone who has made your life harder due to their actions and behaviors. Get back at them. But while you are doing that continue to get your other life goals going. Hate and revenge is a very powerful energy so use that energy to get back at your enemy and to power your own personal goals. The best way to get back at an ex friend or lover is for you to be doing awesome in life. Your success will make your enemy very jealous. Onwards to better things.

Spiritual baths of herbal and floral scents, have acquired special symbolical or occult significance and have thus earned a place in spiritual practices and spell-craft, according to the nature of the floral and herbal essences that comprise their aroma.

Many people believe that a a spiritual shower will put an end to adverse conditions and open the way for luck, love, money, and happiness to enter their lives. It help you stay well and feel more alive, more clear-headed, and more emotionally stable and balanced. The healing powers of herbs, plants and roots to facilitate healing of mind, body and spirit. Take a spiritual cleansing shower as a way to melt away stress, freshen up your aura, and manifest your goals into reality. Spiritual showering is a form of cleansing meant to be a reset button for your energy.

Prayer is the master key. Prayer is the key to all earthy problems. Praying is more than just mere words, it myst come from deep within you, from you very soul. The exercise of prayer requires tranquility and peace of mind. The essence of prayer is faith, it is your motive power that comes from within you and its movement must be directed upwards to where all earthy favors come from.

Anyone can make their prayers come true. This is as sure as the rise of tomorrow’s sun. If you knew how you would feel if your prayer were answered, and if you could realize, consciously, just how you could awaken such a feeling in yourself, you will travel a long way toward learning how to make your dreams come true. Imagination is the beginning of creation. You must imagine what you desire and believe it to be true. True prayer can come only from within yourself.

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If you are looking forward to make your Life perfect then you will have to believe in theory of karma. But sometimes, even though you try hard you will not be able to reach the final destination. So, all you can do is meet the best babaji who will show you which mantra will help you in attaining success and fighting off the Enemy. So, just find out from him “How to Destroy Enemies with Black Magic” .

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If you think that you want to make your life wonderful and without any problems then you should check out how you can do so. There are many instances where people might be against you and would become your enemies. But you should find the way out and create a basic positive energy for yourself. So, just make sure that you have someone whom you can trust.

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If you want success in life then you will have to make changes in your own attitude. But at the same time, when you meet a good Black Magic Specialist you will be able to open up the mind and finally you will gain access to knowledge as to how to stay away from Enemies . There are people who might be jealous of your success and they would not want you to succeed. But if you have a good baba with you who has knowledge about mantras and astrology then you can get access to ideas as to “How to Destroy Enemies with Black Magic” .

Babaji can guide you and give you quick results in 24 hours

If you are want help from someone like a good babaji then you should know that he would give you the mantras and if you chant the same the way he has said then there will be nothing that can Defeat you. If you want to win then you will have to approach a good baba who will give you the punch of success. So, just keep an eye on how you need to create success in life.

Black magic can show you the way

• Some people feel that black magic can actually create issues in your life. But it is a problem solver too. If you really use the magical powers for your good deeds and for keeping the enemies away then you can get success.
• You can win over the enemies and finally they will become motionless and will not take any action against you.
• Black magic can provide you success in whatever you do. But you need to chant the mantras as given by babaji.

Want to get even with your friends,loved ones and colleagues? Well,a revenge-for-hire service might just do the trick for you.

Want to get even with your friends,loved ones and colleagues? Well,a revenge-for-hire service might just do the trick for you.

Alibis and Paybacks,opened by two American women-Adrienne Ferguson and Michelle Duke-earlier this year,has served up revenge 20 times to date,according to The Los Angeles Times.

The service would cost from 35 to 250 dollars,depending how much revenge a one would like to serve.

And then the business and its operatives would plaster scathing fliers all over a victim’s neighbourhood,resulting in public humiliation.

“People trust us. We’re like confidantes. Adrienne and I are both good at telling people how to deal with situations they’re in,” the Daily Telegraph quoted Duke,40,as saying.

“So,instead of looking for a new job in this climate,I decided after I got laid off that we’d push this full-fledged,” added Ferguson,a 38-year-old divorced mother of two.

However,the targets of their business even claim to take legal action against them.

“I’m going to sue these guys,” said owner of C&H Auto Center Mario Dorantes,who was recently targeted by Alibis and Paybacks.

Dorantes said that the allegations posted around his business are false.

On the other hand,Alibis and Payback have said that they take care to avoid false accusations,to a point.

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BLACK MAGIC REVENGE SPELLS

“Let their own table before them become a snare; and when they are at peace, let it become a trap. let their eyes be darkened so they cannot see, and make their loins tremble continually.

Pour out your indignation upon them and let your burning anger overtake them”

what type of revenge spells do the Hoodoo prophetess offer?

Money Curse revenge Spell – cast on enemy for revenge to put a bad curse on they’re finances. with this black magic voodoo revenge spell they will begin to loose large sums of money, get fired from they’re job, if they own a business, they will not make any sales and eventually be in debt, and go broke. if they are a gambler, they will have bad luck and will always loose.

loss of reputation spell – If they are popular, always in the public eye, someone in a high position, a guru, someone that people look up to. this black magic hoodoo revenge curse is cast to make them disliked by everyone. they will begin to loose confidence and be publicly humiliated, and eventually get depressed.

Love revenge spells – Get revenge on a lover or an ex, and teach them a lesson for cheating, leading you on, lying, and doing things that they should not have been in secret. if someone that you loved has broken your heart and an oath. they deserve to feel pain as well with this black magic voodoo and hoodoo love revenge spell.

close their roads spell – this voodoo revenge spell is cast at the crossroads after midnight to a satanic demonic spirit to block and close all of they’re roads to opportunity. everything they do will be unsuccessful.

homeless curse – this black magic voodoo curse is cast to make someone loose they’re home, get put out of a home, and they will have no where to turn to for help. this voodoo revenge spell will make the enemy have bad luck with finding a home.

Car Accident revenge spell – voodoo black magic revenge spell to cause road rage and bad car accidents. a ritual will be done to conjure a dark demonic spirit to follow the victim every time they get into a vehicle, and a dark demonic spirit will follow them and eventually cause them to have a fatal and brutal car accident.

Break bones spell – Black magic hoodoo revenge spell to cause accidents, to make your enemy hurt themselves and break their bones.

go insane revenge spell- Voodoo revenge spell to cause them to see and hear things that no one else can see or hear. this black magic spell is made to cause them to go insane, depressed, and suicidal.

ill health spell – make your enemy have ill health and get sick with a disease with this black magic hoodoo revenge spell.

death spell – This evil black magic haitian voodoo spell is cast to kill. the enemy will experience their death by haitian voodoo death spell, and the death will look like a natural cause. ( only specific cases will be accepted)

Please make sure this is what you really want, be specific on the type of voodoo and hoodoo black magic revenge spell you want cast on your enemy.

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There are only so many ways to get revenge on your mortal enemies these days without seeming unoriginal. The Taylor Swifts and Justin Timberlakes of the world have already coined songs about their enemies, and giving them the cold shoulder or spreading rumors about how they secretly listen to Nickelback is so 2014. Luckily, there is a hot new way to get back at those unlucky few who most deserve your vengeance, thanks to this company that ships glitter to your enemies. They quite literally take your enemy’s address and, for the low price of a mere 10 Australian dollars (roughly $8.15 in US dollars), ship them an envelope full of glitter, complete with a note about how they are a terrible person who clearly deserves the “herpes of the craft world.” BLESS THIS MESS.

I think the reason I love this idea so much is that I am impervious to being harmed by it: I love glitter. I was informally banned from Halloween parties in college after my aggressively sparkly pink Hello Kitty tutu once left a permanent trail of glitter all over someone’s unsuspecting apartment. (I stand by my life choices.) If someone sent me glitter in the mail, it would only make my powers of evil stronger. And in the meantime, I have the perfect weapon to get back at my own enemies. (Watch your adorable back, Emma Stone.)

The beauty of this whole thing is that it is totally anonymous, so nobody will ever know you’re the one who sent the revenge glam. And the absolute best part of this service is that the people behind it are every bit as awful as the people behind Cards Against Humanity . If you don’t believe me, check out the FAQ section of their site. Brace yourself for a lot of swear words added to the word “face”.

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From simple pranks to acts that cross the line into breaking the law, anonymous employees have shared what they have done to get their own back.

Real Business does not condone these acts of employee revenge of course. While some of the top ten stories are amusing, there is also a serious side to workplace revenge: for example where serious pranks can hit company profits or even cause injury to the victims.

“Petty acts of revenge can usually be laughed off,” says Mark Hall, spokesperson for Protecting.co.uk, which compiled the list. “But as soon as the prankster starts targeting customers, suppliers and competitors, your organisation could be letting itself in for costly legal action from which there is little defence.”

Workplace revenge stories

Here are the 10 best workplace revenge stories:

• “The cling film over the toilet seat thing is so last year. To get my own back on miserable colleagues, I fixed the light sensor in the loos to plunge the room into darkness after one minute. Just time enough to settle down on the toilet, I should imagine.”
• “I’m a manager. If my staff annoy me, I schedule a long meeting with loads of trivial points on the agenda, and then lie about having to be elsewhere after ten minutes. Guarantees at a good hour of peace and quiet at my desk.”
• “Always make sure there’s a huge wheelie bin parked in the boss’s personal parking space. Sends a message.”
• “I left a message on a colleague’s desk saying ‘Please phone Liz’. It was the number for Buckingham Palace.”
• “Garage mechanic here. Give us grief about your repair job, and we’ll change all the pre-sets on your car radio.”
• “I work in a shop. Got my own back on the boss for his petty penny-pinching and refusal to pay more than minimum wage by passing (ahem) special discounts on to customers.”
• “Horrible in retrospect. I got stiffed by a company on a huge business deal, so I set up meetings with them, pretending to be a new customer in Penzance. They’re based in Sheffield. On the day, got a load of panicked emails from the sales-team driving round Cornwall trying to find my offices. Pure joy.”
• “My boss took credit for a 350-page report I wrote and got a huge bonus. I complained and got shifted to the bad debts department. Was it wrong of me wipe all of his department’s computer files and get him suspended? Probably illegal.”
• “Nothing says revenge better than the contents of a packet of fish fingers concealed in the office of the colleague who had you disciplined for no reason at all.”
• “Former bus driver. Rude to me when you get on? I might not hear the bell when you’re trying to get off. Especially if it’s raining.”

Two wrongs do not make a right – and indeed some of these workplace revenge tales could end up with companies facing legal trouble or claims for unfair dismissal.

The best approach a company can take is to create an atmosphere and working conditions where employees are not driven to revenge.

“Pranks are fine within certain limits,” says Hall. “But wrecking livelihoods and insulting customers is just not worth it.”

Abraham Lincoln: “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” (Photo credit: . [+] Wikipedia)

“You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.”

“Yeah, best friends are about all I can take.”

–Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

You feel you’re surrounded by fools and jerks. And if you were surrounded by only clones of yourself, you might still feel pretty much the same way. Such is our fate as members of a fickle, vain and insecure human race. But there are ways to endure this fate without resorting to actions that can be punished by our legal system. In some cases, there are ways not merely to survive but to thrive.

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Here’s an office realpolitik primer on how to handle your rivals, critics and other villains in your life:

1. Hold your nose and lie about how great they are. Insincerity is the force that binds a society together. What if everyone were to say honestly whether those pants make you look fat? No marriage could last, no team could function, no center can hold.

Politeness is a polished insincerity (and that’s why successful liars are often called politicians). Politeness makes human company possible over the long haul. But don’t just be polite. Be a little more charitable than your will or better judgment would normally allow.

There are practical benefits to being charitable. “To wrong those we hate is to add fuel to our hatred,” the philosopher Eric Hoffer wrote in his landmark book, The True Believer. “Conversely, to treat an enemy with magnanimity is to blunt our hatred for him.”

If you praise someone who suspects you hate them, they might see it as a sign of surprisingly good taste on your part—and that might defuse and even begin to transform what’s been a mutually antagonistic relationship. The rival may start praising you a little, you get a positive feedback loop, and soon you both run off to start your own business.

2. Lie with more than mere words. “Our body language communicates more to others than we imagine,” workplace psychologist Bill Dyment tells me. “Instinctively, we can often discern between a real smile and a contrived one. When we feign a smile, the many small muscles around the eyes don’t smile along with our mouth—that’s a dead giveaway.”

That brings to mind a George Costanza axiom that I frequently quote: “It’s not a lie . if you believe it.” Go ahead and suspend disbelief when you praise an adversary, and you can minimize the dissonance between your sweet words and your bitter heart.

3. Trust that there’s some truth within the seemingly hollow praise that you offer. You can always find something to salute in a person who irritates you. Admit it: Your rivals and nemeses couldn’t possibly have become richer and more powerful than you if they didn’t have some genuine market value stuffed away in there somewhere. So swallow your pride and be gracious for strategic reasons.

4. Look to see how others are managing to deal with your adversary. It usually turns out that some people get along famously with the person whom you find to be a menace. Perhaps you feel bullied by Natalie; yet Zara may not at all feel bullied by Natalie, because she doesn’t allow that dynamic even to develop. You can learn from that and slowly rewire your relationship with Natalie.

5. Decide whether you’re more interested in warm fuzzies or getting the job done. Is there a goal that you’re hell-bent on achieving, for yourself and your organization? Then kick into an eyes-on-the-prize gear, looking past the slights and the tensions of the workplace. Conversely, if your goal is to be a part of a loving and caring workplace community, then give yourself permission to move on in search of a new workplace … provided that you’ve first tried communicating in an honest and charitable fashion with those you’re in conflict with.

6. See your adversary as a blessing. “Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults,” Ben Franklin said. You tend not to know where your blind spots are, because your friends are (ironically) too polite to warn you. Thus, your rivals, critics and adversaries might be the only persons able to give you invaluable feedback about where you need to improve.

7. Humanize your adversary. Philo had some helpful words. “Be kind,” he said, “for everyone you meet is having a hard battle.” Consider that the most annoying people may have been the victims of the worst mistreatment, the most emotional deprivation. A rough person may actually be a rough gem, a person fighting a heroic struggle against the odds simply to function in daily life.

Our own insecurities can be like a form of poverty. They make us stingy and keep us from giving credit where credit is due. They keep us from sensing how insecure our adversary is, and how much he or she would appreciate kind words from us.

“I don’t like that man,” Abraham Lincoln is said to have remarked once. “I must get to know him better.” Wise words. And if that doesn’t work, go back to lying.

When a man’s ways are pleasing to the LORD, He makes even his enemies to be at peace with him. – Proverbs 16:7

We don’t like them or want them, but sometimes we can’t help having enemies. A person is not only known by the friends he makes; sometimes he’s better known by the enemies he makes. No, we can’t help having enemies, but we can help how we deal with them.

This is what David is talking about in this passage. How do you deal with your enemies?

Paul said, “All who desire to live godly in Christ Jesus will suffer persecution” (II Tim. 3:12). Some people are enemies of the cross of Christ. So if we take our stand at the cross, they will take their stand against us.

David gives us insight for dealing with life’s enemies.

First, let God’s hand work. Keep your hands off. “Your hand will find all Your enemies; Your right hand will find those who hate You” (v. 8).

Then, let God’s anger burn instead of yours. “You shall make them as a fiery oven in the time of Your anger” (v. 9). There is a righteous anger, a righteous indignation.

Paul wrote, “Be angry, and do not sin” (Eph. 4:26). Our Lord was angry when He cleansed the temple on two occasions. Let God’s anger blaze, not yours.

Second, let God shoot His arrows. “You will make ready Your arrows on Your string toward their [the enemies’] faces” (v. 12).

God’s hand will work for you. His anger will blaze for you. His arrows will be shot for you. And He will use all of this for His glory. “Be exalted, O Lord, in Your own strength! We will sing and praise Your power” (v. 13).

We can’t praise our power, our scheming or our vengeance. But we can praise God’s glory and power. When we try to take care of our enemies in our way, we only make things worse.

But when we turn the situation over to the Lord, He makes things better. Let God take care of your enemies today, because then He will be glorified, you will be satisfied, and Jesus Christ will have His way.

Here are 3 Reasons You Should Let God Deal With Your Enemies:

1. Vengeance is God’s Business

Dear friends, never take revenge. Leave that to the righteous anger of God. For the Scriptures say, “I will take revenge; I will pay them back,” says the Lord. (Romans 12:19)

When we have been hurt by someone, we naturally want to hurt them back. But God says to let Him take care of it.

First of all, He knows, much better than we do, what someone did wrong and what he or she deserves. He is totally just, and his judgments and decisions are 100% correct.

When imperfect humans try to take revenge or carry out “justice,” a never-ending, escalating cycle occurs. In its fullest form, it is known as “war.”

2. It’s About Eternity

The verse above from Matthew shows that our main concern is not this earthly life (which is like a “vapor” according to James 4:14). Rather, it is eternity. If someone hurts you, steals your property, or even kills you, that is not important in light of eternity.

God has promised His children that we will live in a perfect place, free from want, worry, fear and mourning.

No human can take that away from us; so there is no reason to strike back at someone who attacks us.

3. You Will be Rewarded

“Love your enemies! Do good to them. Lend to them without expecting to be repaid. Then your reward from heaven will be very great, and you will truly be acting as children of the Most High, for he is kind to those who are unthankful and wicked.” (Luke 6:35)

Again, God sets the example: HE is kind to the unthankful and wicked. What right do we have to be less kind than God?

We know that heaven will be wonderful, but God’s children will enjoy greater rewards there if we’ve lived God’s way here on earth.

By the power of the Holy Spirit, we can live God’s way, treating people with love and kindness, especially our enemies. And we can trust Him to glorify Himself and to bless us with heavenly rewards.

Are you facing an enemy today? Take your hands off the problem and let God deal with those involved.

He will remedy the problem in the best possible way, and Jesus Christ will be glorified.

Written by The Praying Woman

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The latest motion picture “Horrible Bosses” isn’t necessarily a stretch of the imagination or an exaggeration. Even the film “Swimming With the Sharks” delves into the mind of the average worker. When an employer disrespects us, wrongs us or gives us the pink slip, we want to exact revenge. Most of us never act on that extinct. But, what if we did act on these impulses?

One should never reenact the scenes from both the aforementioned films. However, employee revenge is something that each boss should consider before they start tearing their subordinates to shreds in front of everyone else at the office. Who knows what people are capable of today?

Indeed, there is a long list of legal tactics that can act as measures of revenge against your employer or ex-boss. It won’t land you in prison or slap you with an expensive fine. Think of some of these revenge measures as being cheeky or mischievous. There shouldn’t be anything more nefarious than a prank that Dennis The Menace would undertake.

Just think of it as a love letter entitled “Dear Jerk. “

Here are 10 of the best ways to take revenge on an employer:

1. Prank calls starring Arnold Schwarzenegger

Prank calls were a staple of our childhood. Before the Internet, as kids we would call businesses up and use fake accents to pull jokes, like asking for Hugh G. Rection, on the proprietor or employee. Today, the Internet has allowed us to conjure up more creative prank call styles with celebrity voice boards.

If you’ve ever scoured the YouTube landscape, then you likely have come across hilarious Arnold Schwarzenegger prank calls. These have been going on for more than a decade now, and they just keep getting better and better. It doesn’t just have to be Schwarzenegger; it can also be the likes of Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro or Alec Baldwin. There are even non-celebrity voice boards like Frank Garrett.

2. Excuse me, did something crawl into the office and die?

When your boss is a prick to you, or you’ve been fired, one of the best measures of revenge is to stick something smelly in the office and make it stink up the joint. Sure, if you come across a dead bird, that’s a viable option. Or, you can purchase a fish and hide it somewhere in the office to ensure a foul odor engulfs the entire workplace. Better yet, place it inside your employer’s personal office.

3. Nuisance calls on a Sunday night

Similar to prank calls, you can make some nuisance calls on a Sunday night at around 11 p.m., a time when your boss is probably sleeping. Sure, you can use celebrity prank calls, but you can also take advantage of nuisance calls by pretending to be a pizza delivery man, a telemarketer or a telephone operator. Whatever works best for you.

4. Good old-fashioned poop

Is there anything better than good old fashioned poop in a bag? This is the most common of all pranks: grabbing poop, placing it in a paper bag and setting it on fire. The boss will have no other choice but to open his front door and kill it before the smell reeks any further. Let’s hope he’s wearing brand new Italian loafers a la Principal Seymour Skinner from “The Simpsons.”

5. Send love letters to their home

Does your boss have a significant other? Well, their marriage is a great opportunity for you to do something sneaky. If you know where your boss lives then, you can send secret love letters. You can write how much you love him or her and that you were glad you were able to spend some time together the other day. Remember, this could be the truth: you admire your boss, and you have spent eight hours a day with that person for a long time. So it’s not really being dishonest!

6. Post the boss’s number in bathroom stalls

Whenever you sit in a public bathroom stall, there are always numbers written on the door asking for some, uh, sexual delights. Your boss can be inundated with telephone calls if you write his number on the door offering some pleasurable experiences. He’ll become very frustrated and be forced to change his number.

7. An anonymous message on social media

A lot of people have become frustrated with the job market and the way their office works. Therefore, these workers have taken to the Internet, particularly social media, to blog anonymously about their experience and tear down the company and their boss. It’s important that you hide your persona by not revealing too many secret details that could be attributed to you. Be smart, be careful and be cautious.

8. Take their business away or go to the competition

What’s the best revenge served cold? Hitting their pockets by taking your boss’s customers away and heading to the competition. You know what the company’s clients want and need, and the competition could benefit by having your expertise under their roof. The boss will definitely kick himself for being uncouth to you or pointing to the door.

9. Pretend to be hit by your boss

Here’s an interesting scenario: you’re standing in your boss’s office as he gives you another talk or confirms that he is firing you. Well, you can pull an Eddie Guerrero and pretend that you’ve been hit or thrown against the door. It’s likely that no one is watching, especially if the blinds are down, or the door is closed. So, once your employer says, “you’re fired,” lie on the ground with your eyes closed. What happens after that should be very interesting.

10. Biding your time for karma

Do you believe in the universal law of karma? If so then perhaps the best kind of revenge is simply biding your time and waiting for your boss to get his comeuppance. A terrible person who treats others horrifically will eventually be a victim of negative fortunes. There have been numerous tales online of a boss who treated employees poorly and then had nothing but a stream of bad luck. A rude person is unaware of their actions so they likely wouldn’t be able to correlate the two.

In the end, just wait and you’ll see bad things appear in their life from time to time. Not that you’re wishing for this or anything.

Feelings and thoughts of revenge are things that only occur in your mind for a short period. After a good night’s rest, your devious plot goes out the window, and you just don’t care anymore. You have better things to focus your time and energy on, which is why simply allowing karma to do its work is the best option of all. However, if revenge is still on your mind three months down the road then maybe you’ll have to cave into this reaction and do something about it.

Have you ever exacted revenge on an employer? Let us know in the comments section.

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How to get subtle revenge on ex gf?

Recently broke up with my ex. I’m completely done with her, would never consider taking her back, pumped for my freedom, etc, but the way she handled things scream of “I want to be kicked in the face!” Short cliffs:

-Ex starts sleeping over at guys house several weeks before she breaks up with me (yes dumped)
-Claims it is closer to work and doesn’t want to wake up early and drive that far
-Guy isn’t that attractive, literally hadn’t had his first kiss, and his father is her boss
-OP thinks story seems semi-believable, even if just for the fact that this guy is lame, but still feels weirded out
-OP decides to trust ex, not wanting to give her a reason to think this other guy might be worthwhile
-After several weeks of this, she dumps me
-One week after break up they “start” hooking up
-Two weeks after they start dating and she feels the need to tell me they are “in love”
-OP calls bs and concludes that she must be a cheating whore. I have no proof of this, but srs, come on.

The whole thing sucks, not in a foreveralone way, but in a I can’t believe you could be such a bish way. How can I get subtle revenge? Basically I just want to make her life as ****ty as possible for a short time without it being traced back to me.

hopefully embarrassing pic:

Will be deleting this thread in a couple hours so as not to have diabolical plans traced back to me.

EDIT: oh you want subtle.

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looks like a typical facebook picture for a slutty whore. only way is to send out nudes

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send any nude photos of her to her dad

-Ask for rep backs

proceed to pound her friends

grab her pics and email and setup a POF account , or better yet, set up an account on adult friend finder and put down her new b/f’s phone number as a way to reach her

sit back and watch as they fight