Round 1: Magneto vs. Spider-Man
Eleanor Gray
Published Apr 04, 2026
It'd very hard to comprehend becaus it doesn't make any sense.
Oh Macios... time to be educated.
Seeing things in slow motion is useless if everything is being thrown at you. You tell me how Spidey will escape six building being thrown at him in a way that makes him dead center of a perfect cube. You tell me how he shoots out web if his web shooter is broken. It doesn't matter how much time he has to react if he's getting his ass kicked by a bunch of metal objects.
And who says his webshooter is made of metal?
Spider Sense has failed before. His been hit with stuff a bunch of times. You can't possibly say he'll dodge everything.
Not everything, but he'll certainly be able to dodge enough things to get some offense in on Magneto.
The first thing Magneto will do is destroy Spidey's web shooters... So I'm not sure your plan works.
It's never been specified whether Spidey's webshooters are metalic or plastic, but being that he's constantly slamming into walls and he needs the utmost flexibility, once could assume it's not metal.
Spidey has misses shots as well. He's not as perfect as you're making him.
Against speedsters, sure. Guess who isn't a speedster?
You're probaly right here.....If he had web to shoot.
And you continue to fail at proving why he wouldn't.
Firstly, I have never seen Spidey take one shot and fully blind someone, secondly, as long as Spidey has some form of metal on him Magneto can detect him. Not so blind after all.
Clearly you haven't seen much of what Spidey can do. If that web shot splatters all over Magneto's face, how is he going to see?
This is a loose definition of incapacitate you got going on here JGlass. Considering Magneto can levitate he would still be mobile unless knocked out.
How is he going to levitate when he's completely bound with webbing? Evidence suggests that Magneto needs use of his hands to utilize his powers, and if he's bound he won't be able to do that.
Also, if he's totally bound, Spider-Man could deliver a few super powered punches, and those WOULD knock Magneto out.
Spider-Man wins.
A.) Magneto could easy block the webbing with some random metal object laying around.B.)Spider-man doesn't see shit in slow motion, he has fast reflexes & the spider sense, but that does not allow him to see shit in slow motion, just move fast and detect danger, & technically he doesn't even have the spider-sense anymore.
C.)How the hell is Spidey going to shoot web at Magneto after Magneto uses his powers to destroy the web-shooters on Spider-man's wrists?
A) Who's faster? Who's quicker on the draw? The 20-30something in Spider-Man with super reflexes, or the 70-80something Magneto, who has no super reflexes?
B) Spider-Man's super reflexes and Spider-Sense may as well let him see shit in slow motion. He can dodge punches, bullets, anything thrown his way. Why wouldn't he be able to dodge something thrown at him like a car?
C) What are Spidey's web blasters made out of, and where is the proof? Until You show me that, I'm going to keep arguing that he uses web blasters.
Oh, and I know he lost a whole bunch of powers after some were retconned, but we're not using up to date Spider-Man only. If we were doing that, Magneto would be fucked because he's a hero now and he wouldn't destroy public and private property to beat Spider-Man. As such, I'm basing my arguments on a version of Spider-Man that does have his Spider senses, as you and Macios and everyone else are basing your Magneto arguments on a villainous Magneto.